Are You Serious?

My car didn't start this morning.  Had to get a ride both to and from the new gig.  How embarrassing, right?

Not as embarrassing as the guy that said to me, "Well, all you have to do is have your husband take a look at it.  He will know what to do.  You have a husband right??"

WTF?  Did he just say that to me???  Are we still in 1950? 

I wanted to deck him.  I mean, of course a chick can't take care of herself, it's 2012 for fuck sake.

So I got home, recharged my battery charger and jumped my car.  It works and I didn't require a penis in the room to do it. 

Fuckin' jerk.

Ya,

You could say I'm still upset....

Reality.

Just like a broken bone that doesn't mend perfectly again neither does a broken heart.

Time Heals All

People always say that when they don't know what else to say.

I do believe the saying has some merit to a degree however; for the most part, time allows you to forget the pain.  I don't think anything heals. You always feel it.  At least your body still does. 

Over and over, you put yourself out there to try and care about someone but it seems they always manage to beat you down.  At some point,  you don't have the strength to get back up.

Winner takes all and your alone.  Again.

Boxers retire.  Maybe daters should too?

I think this dater might.  I don't think I have anything left to give anymore. 

To anyone.

The Troff

My new desk at my new job is apparently situated right outside the area where people bring food to get rid of.  They have named the area "The Troff".

 

There were chocolates sitting outside my desk.

 

Some chick walks by and asks another chick if they want a Chocolate.  

"Hey you wanna chocolate?"

The other chick responds, "I'm gonna have my weight control oatmeal and then I will have a chocolate, That's usually how I roll...."

Today Was Her Birthday

Oh, I how I miss her so...

Luv u little girl. Always.

Published!!!

I submitted an interview for my part time gig and it's finally been published!

Pretty dang happy right now!

Thank you Universe for the lift I needed....  WOOHOO!!!!!