Junk In The Trunk --- ALEX

Don't get me wrong.  I don't think that setting people up to make asses out of themselves is something that I set out to do but when I see an ad like this....  I can't help myself.

Hey Where the Thick Girls at? Big Butts? Junk in Trunk? - 37

---

Must be some thick women on this site?

Ok so i posted the same few days ago and what did i get bunch of hoe's sellin themselves Thanx but NO THANX! Not lookin to pay for sex and im also not goin to sign up to any other site to get at u so Please dont bother and fill my email with the junk! Im lookin for lady friends! Please be thick im an assman the bigger the better love the hips. Im good with gettin to no u and takin my time if thats what u want i'm good with that as well let hangout go watch a movie or find a cozy diner for coffee and convo, lets walk around **** takin in the sights Please if u the real deal respond with pics and the word THICK in subject.

So you can see how this guy really knows how to romance a lady.  I thought, why not see what Mr. Assman is all about.

ME: Any luck finding your perfect ass?  (with full length picture of me showing my backside attached)

ALEX: No. Urs lOoks good. Can I see it nude? ME:  naww...  sorry ALEX:  fuck me. im married  ME: Oh ALEX!!  You're so romantical.... What is a girl to do??? ALEX:  fuck me ME:  You're such a neanderthal.... ohhhhhh ALEX:  plz let me lick ur shitter ME:  I'm not sure Alex.  That is such a big step and there are so many things to consider. ALEX: like what?  ME: Like, to bleach or not to bleach....   Should I wax?  Will their be photography? Webcam?  Do you think your wife will want to watch?   It will be my first time, are you gentle? ALEX: huh? ME: Pretty overwhelming isn't it?  I knew this one girl that let her man go down there without 'preparations' and it wasn't all smiles and cupcakes if you know what I mean.   I take no chances. I'm still waiting for Alex's response but rest assured I will update you as soon as I hear from him.  Dating is so stressful and makes a girl on edge for sure. I'm not sure what I will do with myself until I hear from him. I'm sure I will think of something.....