The Angry Dater --- JOSEPH

At some point, single people come to a point in their dating career and they are pissed off.  Not just pissed off....
 
PISSED. 

OFF.


Obviously from the way this ad was written, I saw that this guy had had enough of chicks going for the obvious bad choice and couldn't help but place the ad of his dreams.  

I admire a guy with a sense of humor so I had to thank the guy for the laugh and wished him luck on his journey.  With all the kindness in the world, Joseph wrote me back to thank me.  I appreciated the courtesy of a Thank you.  I mean, kindness is the only free thing we have left in this world really....


See below for an absolute masterpiece....

Dire Artist - 27

---

---

I've always wanted to do this and see what sort of response, if any, I'd get. I am a 27 year old crippling alcoholic with no real world ambition. I am perfectly comfortable doing nothing but dousing myself in a fifth of vodka a day and writing page after page of text that no one will ever read or care about for the rest of my life. I live in a hotel. I have a day job which affords me enough money to live in a hotel comfortably with a nice sum left over for leisure. I have not had this job long however, and will likely get fired any day now. I do not have a car and don't particularly care about getting one in the near future, as whatever money I have I spend frivolously. I prefer taking cabs. I am a confident liar. I traded in my crippling heroin addiction for my crippling alcoholism because the latter seems to work better. I'm just that artistic and badass, I know. If you are looking for an emaciated male (with that junkie-chic look that every girl goes for) to waste away with in a nihilistic frenzy of romantic mutual self destruction please email me. No fat chicks.