Naked House Cleaning --- BlueGreen205

Imagine my she-grin when I noticed this ad in the platonic section...

Nude housecleaning/household help - m4w - 38

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Responsible professional male (6'0", 180, athletic) who likes to clean in the nude available for housekeeping duties or household help (sorry, can't do windows!). No charge.

Obviously, a single gal like myself that hates cleaning really can't pass up an opportunity like this, right?  I mean, a girl has needs just as well as a dude does and as long as it's 'platonic' and my dishes get done, all the better! 


I thought I would check it out and see what this guy had to offer me.

ME: So you are going to come to my house and clean my house for free?  AND you'll be naked?  For free?  Do you have a photo?

BlueGreen205: Yes, if you'd like to trade.

ME: I just need my house cleaned dude and it doesn't say anything about needing to send random pictures of myself to some random naked house cleaner guy. What does it matter what I look like if you just want to clean my house and be naked doing it?  

I can only assume you want to see what I look like so you can see if I'm worth cleaning naked for??? Or perhaps you are looking for some *Bowchickawowow* while your 'cleaning' duties are taking place?

If so, I strongly recommend you take your ad out of the platonic section and advertise in the 'I want sex while cleaning houses' section.  Furthermore, do I need to be present to watch you do this? It's only fair to see you in a photo.  That way I can know whether or not I will want to be present while you clean naked in my house. 

I mean, do you man-scape?  Will there be random pubes floating around after you leave?  If you don't do windows, can you recommend a non-naked cleaning dude that does? 

Do I need to tip?  I'm not much of a tipper and where would I put it if your naked anyway?

You should think about getting a g-string.  

So far, I haven't heard back from him but I'm sure if I give it a little time, he'll respond.  Maybe.  If not, at least you have some reassurance that naked house cleaner guys are out there if you should ever need one.

I know I'm relieved....